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  1. Today
  2. Skuld was feeling a bit , well,low. Skuld, by now a First Class Goddess, and also girlfriend to the mortal Sentaro, a guy she had known since she was younger, had not been feeling herself for the past few days. And she was rarely sick....after all she was a Goddess and a trained Valkiyre, and a wish granter, and a great inventor.....and yet, she still felt a bit off. She would have confided in Sentaro, but she wasn't sure if he would understand. And anyway, he was very busy and distracted these days, what with his job as a motorcycle designer, and test rider at a small and upcoming motorcycle manufacturer....which sometimes meant that he kept late nights, and sometimes did not even come home to the flat they shared at all. And sometimes, he did not come home at all. The anniversary of their first meeting was coming up, and so far he had shown nothing to indicate that he HAD even remembered the day. No, he just came home, said Hi Skuld, how's your day.?....and all that...and then went to his 'workroom' and spent all night doing nothing but drawing bike after bike after bike'. And he never even took her out for some 'surprise ice cream' like he used to do, and at night, he was always too tired to be intimate. She felt sad. 'Foolish mortal' she said...and then she suddenly felt dizzy, and then she did something she had never done in her enitre life... She threw up. ............. An hour later, Skuld was lying down on the sofa in her flat's sitting room. Belldandy , Urd and a strange goddess were also there. The goddess was a young looking woman with long dark curly hair, an oval face, with almond shaped eyes, delicate nose,and thick,but beautifully shaped lips, and markings on her forehead and cheeks in the shape of an elongated oval. She was a Healer goddess, and her name was Fecunditas. She was currently scanning Skuld with a strange looking handheld instrument....which she did for a few minutes, with a serious look on her face, and then she stopped..smiled...and turned to Belldandy and Urd and nodded. 'It is as you thought' she told them. 'What is it' Skuld said, alarmed. 'Well, nothing much is wrong with you dear....except that you are pregnant, and your baby is growing well. And , it's a girl' 'What' Skuld felt a bit nauseous at that. 'Well, what do you expect, little sister' Urd said , with a sly smile ' When you decided to shack up with your darling Sentaro....and to do lots of this and that....something had to happen!' 'Aw shut up Urd!' Skuld said, half annoyed Belldandy was more happier 'That's wonderful Skuld. Being a mother is a wonderful thing! I'm so happy for you' But Skuld was a bit more worried 'How do I tell Sentaro? He has been a bit worried about our financial situation, and he might ... 'I'm sure he would be very happy' Belldandy said 'Just like my Keiichi was when we had our little ones'. But Skuld was not too sure...and then there was that 'problem of distance' ...................................................... Fecunditas left them soon afterwards, promising to come periodically to monitor the growth of the young one...and then Belldandy and Urd took Skuld out for some ice cream to celebrate. They had a good time...and when Skuld came home with her sisters...they found Sentaro, at the entrance to the flat, unusually early, looking a bit...well...tired,but pleased. Both Belldandy and Urd looked at each other...then pushed Skuld towards her boyfriend...and quickly exited before Sentaro could see them. Skuld walked towards Sentaro, noticing, not for the first time, that he looked a bit tired, and worn out,but pleased somewhat. He looked up, and saw Skuld. He held out his arms...and Skuld went into them. They held each other for what seemed like a long time...and then Sentaro said.(after they had let themselves into their flat)..looking pleased. Skuld....he said...I have some good news....the bike I have been working on was selected to go into production...and as a result...I got a promotion and a raise in the salary. He smiled...and then added...I'm sorry I haven't been spending much time with you, even when we were together at home.I promise I will make it up to you. Skuld smiled too and then looking at Sentaro said gently...I have some good news too, Sentaro. What? Sentaro was surprised... 'We're going to have a baby' There was silence ..and then Sentaro let out a huge cry of joy...and lifted up Skuld...and twirrled her around, before setting her down on her feet, and kissing her deeply. 'Thanks be' he said'I noticed that you were not looking yourself for the last few days, but I thought it was because of the fact that I was away so often these days, but ...this...I'm so glad....' They kissed again....for a long time. (I do not own the amazing characters of Ah my Goddess. All are properties of their respective copyright owners.).
  3. WARNING: There is a link to a song in this topic. It is a parody song and it 'mixes' metal with pop lyrics and rapping. It doesn't go against any rules. Only the sense of good musical taste. I use it to punish my brother. -o- Mara appeared at the temple, holding a magical item that blocked the goddesses from Yggdrasil. It even prevented them from using magic. She strode into the building, easily using a few well-aimed lightning blasts to short out the robots. Urd stood in the middle of the room, her arms behind her back. Her sisters stood by her. "Heh..." Mara said, before she pointed at her new earrings. "These will prevent any song I've heard before from effecting me! I've made sure to listen to all of the songs I know you're willing to try!" So Urd moved the stereo in front of her and pressed play. Mara dropped the magical item as she began to dance. She screamed, "This is going too far, Urd! TOO FAR!" As Belldandy picked up the magical item, she said, "I... can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Mara. This song is horrible." "Make it stop!" Skuld cried as she covered her ears. Urd merely cackled in response. Keiichi suddenly appeared, grabbed the stereo, and promptly smashed it. "That was your stereo by the way," Urd said, pointing at the mess. "It was playing an evil song. It had to be exorcised..." Keiichi quietly said as he stared at the remains of his stereo. He then glared at Urd and said, "You're paying for the new one by the way."
  4. Yesterday
  5. Well, at least I was able to post this so that everyone is aware of what the deal is with the service. I'll be posting this on the news portal so other visitors are aware of this as well. Just remember, HIDIVE is in beta mode right now, which is the only information I have on it. But, at least anime fans are being given a replacement service.
  7. Last week
  8. Currently working on an episode guide with a synopsis for each episode, like what I have created for the Ah! My Goddess anime episode guides. This is going to be a very long process since there are 308 chapters to create a synopsis for. Each manga chapter synopsis will contain around three lines of information that depicts what that chapter is about. Currently, I've completed the first five chapters and I'm hoping to complete around 20 chapters daily. I'll post a link so everyone has an idea of what the manga guide will look like. Ah! My Goddess Manga Synopsis Guide
  9. Oh cool My idea has kind of evolved a bit more into a mystery type scenario. I'd imagine Yggdrasil has some kind of system to keep track of when people are supposed to die, so when this death isn't listed, Bell would know that this had to be the work of someone that works with the system (so gods/demons). Only question then is who and why? Meanwhile she pulls a few strings to preserve Keiichi's soul in some kind of purgatory so she can speak with him and offer him a wish before he truly passes on. Depending on what he wishes for, they then go on from there trying to figure out who or what would want him dead. Speaking of mysteries: I wonder how an AMG/Detective Conan crossover would go....
  10. Well, I'm currently working on a detailed episode guide for the Ah! My Goddess manga series. This is going to be an enormous undertaking, since there are 308 chapters of the manga series. It won't be too detailed, just an overview of each chapter of the manga series, similar to our episode guides for the Ah! My Goddess anime series. While the basic article has been setup, I won't be starting to work on the guide until tomorrow, and I'm hoping to complete around 10-20 chapters per day. Just keep updated on the site by checking in within the next few days.
  11. Well, Lind does admit that her power has limits. When she was fighting the Angel Eater in the Fighting Wings (OVA episode 2), that she told Keiichi and Skuld that she could hold it off for a short while but that she couldn't do it forever. Matter of fact, in the scene, she had already released one of her limiters.
  12. Bad news for anime streaming fans. Anime Network has announced that they are switching to a cable television, video on demand subscription service only, moving forward. This news was announced yesterday (June 20th, 2017). This is sad news for anime fans who use their streaming service.
  13. Well, it looks like Atari is returning to console gaming with a new console called the Ataribox. The new console is said to be based on PC technology.
  14. Well, I'm not going to stop making improvements when I think of them. Sometimes later parts of the story make me think of things I left out, or ways to make the whole story hang together better. I see any story as a work in progress until the last word is published. Maybe even after! Hey, I've done most of the work. All that's left is to make the changes, copy to and update the chapters. ——————————— You think you know pain? Try wearing a corset!
  15. Cute!
  16. I know. One series I wish that would be released is Sora o Kakeru Shōjo. Unfortunately, a dual audio version will probably never be released. I watched the original fansubs when they were released.
  17. I have to agree. That's a beautiful dress for Belldandy.
  18. Over this past weekend, I'd been working on modifying the articles that have already been created, as well as adding images to the soundtracks archive, adding a Residence Paradise manga guide and creating the episode guides for the Ah! My Goddess original OVA series, the anime television series, the Fighting Wings OVA, the OAD episodes, the Adventures of Mini Goddess anime series and the You're Under Arrest anime series, all three seasons. Besides all of that, I've also included an English version of the Skuld bug smashing game. Be sure to check the updated archives as well as the new episode guides. There's more content on the way, it's just that it takes quite some time to compile this content into content articles for the site. The content we provide is something that is openly available to every visitor and registered member to the site.
  19. Finally got around to adding more anime episode guides based on the Ah! My Goddess series. The Oh My Goddess! OVA series, Adventures of Mini Goddess anime series and Ah! My Goddess The Movie have been added to the site, complete with episode guides and plot synopsis (the movie) and episode descriptions of each episode of the anime series. There is one final guide that has yet to be completed, and that is the episode guide for the Ah! My Goddess OAD series, the three episode anime series that was bundled with the original manga series. The OAD episode guide should be added sometime this afternoon.
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  21. ya he also said mods would stay the same as they are now.
  22. Fortunately, for me, I live in an area where the police officers are actually quite honest. There was one incident where a mentally ill homeless one was wielding a gun and several police officers were called to take him down, with everyone else screaming about how the officers subdued him. When you're mentally ill, and you're waving a knife in the air, you kind of deserve what you get from the presence of the police. Everytime I see some fool with a video-camera or cellphone camera, provoking police officers into responding just so they can get a lawsuit and some free money out of it, it kind of makes me angry. I take the old axiom, if someone doesn't want me to record them, then I'll comply, because it's the decent thing to do ... it's called "common courtesy". When a police officer requests you to go on about your business, do so. Because the worst they can do is detain you for several hours in a holding cell. It's just not something you want to do, and you may end up regretting it.
  23. Update: Well, finally got around to adding the cover scans for the soundtracks of those articles I have created (there are some I'm still trying to look for, such as a high quality image for Ah! My Goddess Volume 2 of the anime series soundtrack). Two new articles have also been added, the episode guides for the first two seasons of the anime series. Tomorrow, I should be able to get around to adding the episode guides for the original OVA series, the Adventures of Mini Goddess anime series and the anime film that was released in 2000. There are more articles coming but this was a nice addition to our content articles database. If anyone has any information on who the animation director and the screenwriters are for the episodes for the second season episode guide, let me know by either sending me a personal message, posting a comment on the forums or commenting on this new items.
  24. I re-watched Ah My Goddess for the first time in six years shortly after completing the fan fiction series. it held up very well on all levels. The one thing that tickled me is over the years I forgot what these characters sounded like on the show, and re-assessing them in my mind to the dialogue I wrote was disturbingly funny.
  25. Sometimes you have to wonder will these comedians get their material but I now know that it comes from real life moments. I was just walking back from the corner store and for quite a while, I wasn't able to get out to get my haircut so I finally got it trimmed and had been wearing this hat around for the longest time because my hair was too long and too thick. Well, I'm returning home from the store and this drunk idiot asks "someone shoot the hat off your head"? I said "no, a homeless person needed it so I gave it to him". "Here's Your Sign".
  26. There's a new Fate/Stay Night movie due on the horizon, "Heaven's Feel". Apparently, it's based on the third route of the Fate/Stay Night erotic visual novel by Type-Moon. The information on AniDB states that the movie is due to be released on October 14, 2017. Source: Details: High school junior student Emiya Shirou is twice an orphan. Once, a great fire that destroyed more than a hundred homes took the lives of his biological parents. He was then adopted by the man who saved him from that inferno, a man who called himself a magus; however, after a few years, that man, too, died. Shirou was left with a home, the dream to become a superhero, and some extremely limited knowledge of magecraft, the art practised in secret by magi all over the world. Now, unbeknownst to him, the city he lives in, Fuyuki City, is to become the place where a great war will be fought in secret by magi like the man who adopted him. For this great war, seven magi shall gather together in Fuyuki. Each magus becomes a Master, and each Master summons a Servant, a spirit of a mighty hero of the past that, due to their almost almighty powers in life and to the faith people have put in them through the times, ascend to a higher level of existence, outside of time. Together, Master and Servant fight against the other teams for the possession of the Holy Grail, a relic said to be almighty and grant any wish, no matter how great. However, in order to allow the winning Master and Servant to be granted one wish each, all other teams must be defeated, and the enemy Servants annihilated. That war is thus called the Holy Grail War. The Holy Grail War has happened four times so far, and the fifth one is about to take place. The hero each Servant was in life has fame, and as such their lives are well-known. By knowing the true name of a Servant, one clearly also knows its strengths and weaknesses; thus, it is the custom for each team to hide the identity of their Servant and try to find out those of the other ones. To better hide the identity, the Servants are usually referred to by their classes, Saber, Archer, Lancer, Rider, Berserker, Caster, and Assassin. One night, Shirou witnesses a fight between two servants, Archer and Lancer. To preserve the secrecy of the War, Lancer mortally wounds him. However, a girl who up until now was just a classmate of his and the school idol, Toosaka Rin, saves his life by pouring all the magical energy from a pendant into fixing his heart. However, he gets attacked by Lancer again, and this time Rin will not be able to save him. Just as he's about to die for good, he unwittingly summons Saber, who promptly drives Lancer off. The powerful sword user turns to Shirou and asks whether he is her Master, much to his bewilderment. In spite of being just a rank amateur, he now has to fight a war between powerful and experienced magi, and has people he knows turned into enemies.
  27. Utti Jaeger

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  28. This is just a minor update on the status of our content articles. While I took a day off, I've been spending this morning just polishing up the soundtracks articles and adding a navigation menu to each content article, so that they are easier to navigate. Be aware that the navigation menu (sidebar widget) for the content articles will only contain links to the content articles themselves. I'm also still adding soundtrack albums to the various articles themselves. Possibly, in a few days, I'll be looking to adding the album covers to the corresponding soundtrack albums themselves. It's just that it's taking a lot of editing to the the basic articles constructed and the code for those articles polished up a bit. There are more articles featuring other content as well as a feature to allow our members to create their own articles (subject to administrator approval). Just keep supporting our content and we'll be adding new features articles in the coming weeks.
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