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Keiichi Morisato

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Keiichi Morisato    418
Keiichi Morisato

You know you're a redneck if it's so hot that your idea of cooling off is digging a hole in the front yard and filling it up with pool water. :grin:

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ehbowen    6
ehbowen

If the directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road...", you may be a redneck!

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Imaginos1892    18
Imaginos1892
On 11/28/2016 at 3:50 PM, Keiichi Morisato said:

You know you're a redneck if it's so hot that your idea of cooling off is digging a hole in the front yard and filling it up with pool water. :grin:

Hey, we dug our hole in the back yard and filled it with water. We used our bulldozer to dig the hole, lined it with tarpaper and hot tar, painted it silver, put in a pump and filter, and swam in it for 30 years.

The Bubba Rules:

1. If you know somebody named Bubba, you could be a Redneck.

2. If you are related to somebody named Bubba, you're probably a Redneck.

3. If your name is Bubba…

Why is it so hard to solve Redneck crimes?

1. There are no dental records.

2. Everybody has the same DNA.

Edited by Imaginos1892

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